Kylie, left, is a student at UMASS.. studying economics and psychology(don't ask.. I did, and still don't really get it.), she listened to me spouting off about almost everything there is to spout off about, and yet still hung around. She'll make a good shrink. ;) Holly, right, is also a student at UMASS. A very nice girl with a penchant for poking me in the arm instead of saying hello. Her last name, when pronounced in Japanese, is very close to the word for squirrel.